I keep forgetting to tell you all, our homelessness has been solved. It looks like we might have a place to call home, thanks for a good friend of Iss's.
At the moment it's a giant slab of chocolate but it'll hold our house, and the rent's cheap so it works for me.
The outstanding question though, is how do I prevent the chickens from plunging to a gravitorial end as they lemming and then splash?
Easy peasy solution for you...
ReplyDeleteChop their heads off, pluck'em and have a roast dinner. I promise they'll never fall off the edge ever. ooOOoo - dont forget to use a good stuffing.
Note to self: Dont press 'Post Comment' in case I offend anyone.
Opps. too late...
Pffff. Philistine.
ReplyDeleteROFL!! Banana, you are quite brilliant! Of course all of my co-workers are wondering what is so damned funny about my work today.
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